Mohammed

The name of every muslim person in the world. Often used in conjunction with any, or every one, of the other three muslim names there are: Abdullah, Ali or Mohammed spelled differently.

Also the name of the coolest guy in Islam, who if drawn or spoken remotely negatively of will cause muslims to go into a blind rage and try to blow you and themselves up, and riot in the streets shouting "Allahu akbar" whilst condemning the Western world for not living in the Stone Age.
Steve: "Hey Mohammed, your prophet sure was a lil’ dummy at times, amirite?"

Mohammed: "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU FILTHY INFIDEL?!" *screams Allahu akbar and blows himself, Steve, and some innocent little girls eating ice cream with their grandmother up*
by Sandnigger1337 December 07, 2017
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Some dude who is nice and funny and chill but when people make fun of him he’s gonna do some super saiyan shit he’s talented and doesn’t give a fuck what anybody says about him and he’s one of the best gamers in the world
“Have you seen that dude Mohamed”
OMFG Mohamed Sucks At Weightlifting
“Mohamed Can You Give Me A Soda
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Mohammed is a really Fun a Lovable person he has a nice personality, A lot of good ideas and He’s really hot And gets all the Femals And loves Sports
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Sometimes shorted to Mo, is a name for a boy who can't do a pull-up or bench 60kg.
"You see that guy? He can't even do a pull-up!"
"Yeah, he must be a Mohamed. He probably can't bench 60kg either."
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Mohamed aka hamma is the babiest (sooo cuute) person u will ever meet , he is a dreamer and he always shares his positive energy with people he trusts and loves . He always works to achieve his goals and make his dreams come true . He wants to be a rich man uk . Veryyyyyyy rich man . His family is one of his priorities and he considers the real man is the one who spends time with his family .

He is so funny u will die laughing when u talk to him .his voice is like a real man voice , a monster but at the same time a really calming onr

Mohamed is a set of contradictions
U can love him from the first word he speaks .
Mohamed
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a suicidal nigga whos fat as fuck and eats like a pig. probably has a piss kink
oh my god that old guy’s pissing on mohamed
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cutest/COOLEST person you will ever know

He always gets all the girls

usually a dark skinned boy/man
'damn i wish i was mohamed

he so fucking cool'
by TG-Girl32 January 04, 2018
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