mezanmi

A Haitian expression for exclaiming surprise.

John: Albert just blew up his house!
Jane: Mezanmi!

by MTLwhitey4choco August 14, 2009

Mozart

The greatest musical mind ever to live. Only a handful of people can compare with him in terms of musical proficiancy.

Anyone who denies Mozart's musical supremacy lacks logic.

by 999999999999999999 August 21, 2010

Mozax

A word describing an idiotic and stupid behaviour mostly in high school.

Dude, that guy is totally a mozax.

Yea, he failed all his tests

by urvo October 1, 2019

Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.

Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015

moez

A Moez is a SEXY BEAST!!!! But really, he is a handsome gentleman with a great sense of humor. His laugh is can be heard from a mile away and his smile lights up any room he’s in. He’s a beast on the court (on his good days at least lol). A Moez is a talented & creative independent man who is going to accomplish incredible things one day. Despite his good looks and unique fashion sense, a Moez can tend to be somewhat insecure. He has fears just like anyone does, but he is determined to overcome them. If you’re friends with a Moez, you’ll likely be eating a lot of chickfila and sushi. He is definitely a foodie. A Moez is also a very sexual person, or so he claims to be. He appears to seek out and satisfy his sexual desires, but he also craves intimacy. Vulnerability frightens him, so he tends to distance himself when he feels he’s getting too close or attached. A Moez may need a push to let his guard down once in a while. If you don’t know a Moez yet, you are in for a treat. His charming nature and playful tendencies make him a joy to be around. His energy is contagious. Every girl needs a sexy beast like Moez in their life.

Omg did you see Moez?!?! He’s def gonna be the next Raf Simons.

by jinnahtonic August 12, 2021

Mozart Fart

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014

moazan

Rich boy who cannot do a push-up but is otherwise the most ripped person you will ever meet. He always buys the latest iPhones because dad is a doctor. Looks like a snack. Knows everything about the most useless shit but knows nothing about the simplest things. Always writes in font size 40. Is the kind of guy to get a 0 on a literacy test because no one can read his handwriting. Was born in North America and lived most of his life there but still can not speak English for shit. Can not take two steps without falling on his own weight. WILL NEVER GO PAST THE AGE OF 30. Takes pride in telling everyone how big of a fatass he is. Spends over 3 months on the same project and still gets 60%. Has no table manners what so ever. Single-handedly holds down the percentage of healthy people in this world.

Yo, do not disrespect him, he is MOAZAN...

by MoazanBuster November 2, 2018