MontyInvictus

Number 11: Monty, little baby man, little baby, little baby boy.

MontyInvictus is a little baby man

by Theiwjwbwkshbdwbaj February 7, 2021

mooty call

A booty call that seems promising, but ultimately never pans out.

Turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. I mean she was like, "sure, why not?" And I was like, "Hellz yeah! Gimme ten minutes," and she goes, "well I still have my girlfriend here, we're doin' shots of tequila, " And I was like, "make it five!" She laughs, and I'm thinking, "Well, allriiight," Then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, "Not on my new couch! Not on my new..." And I hear in the background, "BLAHHH!" "My new couch! ... Bitch, the bathroom's right there! You ruined..." BAM! She drops phone. I'm like, That shit better not have blown the speakers on my Blackberry! I can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and I'm like, "Hello? Everything alright?" And someone says, "Yeah, I just threw up a little." It's her friend! She sounds way hot too! All raspy. I'm about to ask her what flavor of Listerine she wants me to bring her, when I hear, "a little? a LITTLE?! You own me a new suede sectional, bitch! Put down that phone! I said put down that-" Then I think the bitch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. Called her back a couple of times, but all I got was her voicemail."

by thedalaiLummox August 31, 2010

moeny

Moeny is for people who don't know how to spell. It's the most common misspelling for money.

I typed in moeny.net and it took me to a completely different site! Guess I should learn how to spell money!

by Money Money Maker June 7, 2010

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"how do you know she is a witch"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"

somepeople call me.. Tim?

by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005

Morty

The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event

I got to take a big fat morty

by Im yourr mammy April 15, 2019

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The best movie. Ever.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is awesome!!!

by JordaNinten December 28, 2005

monty panesar

"The turbanator, The Sikh of tweak, The beard to be Feared"

Monty Panesar.

England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.

Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.

Why the feck was Panesar dropped for the T20 world cup?

HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...

Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?

Monty Panesar rocks my socks!

by Robbyd21 October 10, 2007