the act of straddling your partners face and prairie dogging a solid piece of poop in and out of his/her mouth. While the partner is pleasuring the piece of poop oraly, the person straddling masturbates ferociously onto their partner's chest. this pleasurable technique is often difficult to do when the prairie dogging partner has diarrhea.
Judy was really pumped when Jim decided to give her a mediterranean meatloaf bobber. She was no longer excited when she discovered that he ate mexican food earlier that day.
by Tyler Kent O'Patty February 24, 2008
Get the mediterranean meatloaf bobber mug.The act or resulting scent of a Mediterranean person defecating on the floor while cleaning a wooden surface with lemon-scented furniture polish.
"Hey man, your house smells like Mediterranean Spa."
"Yeah, I know. I forgot to tip the cleaning lady last week."
"Yeah, I know. I forgot to tip the cleaning lady last week."
by TheOneAndOnlyQ January 13, 2009
Get the Mediterranean Spa mug.The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
by KnutKrust, Chumble Spuzz February 10, 2007
Get the Mediterranean milk farts mug.One who suffers of the eponymous disease.
The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.
The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.
Example 1)
Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"
Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"
Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"
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Example 2)
MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."
MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."
Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"
Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"
Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"
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Example 2)
MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."
MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."
by Ade1623 December 20, 2010
Get the Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM) mug.1. A threesome that involves two girls and one guy, where the first girl is down on all fours while she is sucking the guys dick, and the other girl is kneeling on top of the other girl and eating her out, while the guy is eating out the second girl
by mike huunt December 16, 2007
Get the Mediterranean priest mug.when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes
you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).
by dub_es March 4, 2015
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