modemoiselle

a woman or girl who spends too much time online, forgetting other important things like family and friends; an unhealthy cyber-addiction in the female species.

Don't even try to ask Modemoiselle what's for dinner tonight...she's too busy on the computer "looking up eggplant recipes."

Modemoiselle isn't coming tonight, she's got a date with her computer...

by tik-tiki October 19, 2008

modump

Mo is the slang for more, and dump is slang for shit (the good kind). Cause, why would you want more of something that wasn't good. Together this word means the "best shit"

In a game of poker the modump hand is the straight flush ace high.

When watching basketball, Shaq is the modump.

www.modump.com

by Lee Payne February 1, 2005

moreumdom

When one person is attracted to another, but cannot, or is too afraid, to show it.

I'm a moreumdom, why can't I just say I like her?

by Ilikethisgirl15 March 27, 2009

Modemology

A person who knows what the FEC a router is doing with their PPPoA when they see it.

"Heaven help you if you want to do fancy modem settings that would need you to gopher into its guts and purge the preset parameters. Then you'd better have a PhD in modemology."

by psykobear July 31, 2018

Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.

Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"

by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013

modemz

To have supernatural skills on a computer. (another name is human PC)

Yes MoDeMz wa gwan
MoDeMz AKA The human PC
Mighty MoDeMz man

by modmemamams February 6, 2006

modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006