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Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER
1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!
by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022
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Maxsexual

Being sexually attracted to max and max only. You don’t like humans because they’re just not max.
That guy is maxsexual. He loves max.
by Crepprr March 31, 2021
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mesexual

Someone who hates all people in the world except from themselves. They are only sexually attracted to themselves.
I hate everyone!! I just want to take my clothes off!! I must be mesexual...
by slayson October 1, 2010
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Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
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Monsexual

Attraction towards money.
Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.
by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021
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Morbisexual

A sexuality revolving around the Anti-Hero "Morbius" meaning you are only tunnel visioned and sexually attracted to Morbius
"hey are you straight or gay?"

"neither im Morbisexual"
by Owen Berdan April 21, 2022
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Mapsexual

The sexuality used for sexual attraction of minors. This is often referred to as Pedophilia and is NOT valid or.. legal
Minor: I love life!
Person: let me touch you
Minor: dear god its a mapsexual
by AidenAnimates June 1, 2022
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