Mobesity

a person who is more obese than normal obesity rate. Normally having the look of a giant whale in appearance. The leading cause of mobesity is excessive eating and drinking of cake batter. As the famous saying goes "Mo-besity.... Mo problems."
When i discovered Tiffany was drinking cake batter out of the pan, I realized it was because of her mobesity.
by King Fezzi March 24, 2017
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mobese

Someone who is not fat but thinks and eats like a fat person.
Sherry you are so mobese that was like your third piece of cake.
by c-dowg October 02, 2007
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mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.
Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter
by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022
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Mobe

(adjective;) Something Small or Cute

(noun;) can mean anything or everything at all
1. Aww, that kitty is so mobe!
2. It's cold as mobe during the winters
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mobe

noun: A person who eats Polynesian sauce with every meal and or a stupid idiotic being whom gets zero bitches and has the style of a 7 year old boy. (william whitfield would be valid for the naming of a mobe child)
Kid 1: AYO!!! ur being a mobe.

Kid 2: No i’m just William Whitfield

Kid 1: ….stop mobing. (the verb usage)
by zoenut! November 08, 2022
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Mobing

From the word moba (multiplayer online battle arena)

online play games with other people.
I going to be mobing with my Xbox today.
by joakosolo November 27, 2016
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Mobesity

obesemomjustfat
My girlfriend ate so mush last night. My mom asked if she was pregnant, i think she has mobesity!
by CronusMakesMemes June 05, 2018
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