moaped

MOAP stands for mooched off a pessimist.
Based on the quote:
"Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back."
-Anonymous

A: Hey guys.
B: I thought you didn't have any money to buy a ticket for the movie.
A: Yeah but I just moaped this guy at school.

by AlexRyan January 23, 2009

Mapsexual

Pedophiles who're tryna fit in, they cannot and can never fit in with the LGBTQ community, essentially, people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

Mapsexual

A person with cartophilia, usually attracted to @map.guy_ on Instagram.

Map: “Victor, are you a mapsexual?

Victor: “Yes, now eat me out 🤤”

by Map Guy July 14, 2021

Moansers

A really sweet and insanely handsome guy who doesn't realize his self-worth. He's been hurt in the past so it made him harden, but hopefully he will soften with time. He's going to amount to a lot in life, and he deserves someone to share it with. He can be the sweetest man you've ever met. He is a guardian angel and will always protect and care about those he loves. It's warm and safe under his wing.

I'm glad I didn't die before I met you Moansers.

by xXInevitableAnxietyXx August 25, 2011

Möpsel

The third stage for a cute sound. Not used frequently.

Example: miep - möp - möpsel

by Saphira Lunex February 24, 2017

mopsesh

Food so good that you clean your plate or “mop it all up” in one session. No food left behind.

Did you have a mopsesh @sparkysfoodco ?

by @localgirl808 January 23, 2023

mapsexual

Minor attracted person, otherwise known as MAPS

Hey are you in support of MAPS/mapsexual?

FUCK YOU PEDO

by DevHaz18 April 11, 2024