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by MorelSucksCock June 30, 2012
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MJOT Time!!! :)
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sex position where the sexual partners make an m. the boy does a back bend and she stands over him with her hands on the ground in front of her. together, they form as one and make an m. to increase the kinkyness, switch places.
Kye: Hey babe, lets make things interesting and try the mjob.
Cynthia: What is a mjob?
Kye: It is when we form as one during sex and make an m.
Cynthia: Oh yeah, Kim and Meaghan were telling me about that the other day. Let's do it.
Cynthia: What is a mjob?
Kye: It is when we form as one during sex and make an m.
Cynthia: Oh yeah, Kim and Meaghan were telling me about that the other day. Let's do it.
by kfugs September 10, 2012
Get the mjob mug.Pronounced "morts", the j is silent. Also known as mom-jean-shorts.
In the 1980s and 1990s, and even into the 2000s, the term mom jeans became known as the high-wasted jeans that were typically worn by moms and were usually considered to be unfashionable/unflattering. Around the same time, the term jorts was coined to reference jean shorts, often cut off from a pair of acid-washed jeans and donned by an individual with a mullet hairstyle. A recent phenomenon and fashion trend among the hipster population is to wear mom-jean-shorts. Although used, these are typically purchased from a high-end retailer, such as Urban Outfitter and are popular among the hipster and college population in urban areas.
In the 1980s and 1990s, and even into the 2000s, the term mom jeans became known as the high-wasted jeans that were typically worn by moms and were usually considered to be unfashionable/unflattering. Around the same time, the term jorts was coined to reference jean shorts, often cut off from a pair of acid-washed jeans and donned by an individual with a mullet hairstyle. A recent phenomenon and fashion trend among the hipster population is to wear mom-jean-shorts. Although used, these are typically purchased from a high-end retailer, such as Urban Outfitter and are popular among the hipster and college population in urban areas.
by 75firefly June 15, 2013
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Get the mjöl mug.A place where Hillbillies live with a massive potatoe. Everyone who lives there are somewhat related and occasionally enjoys the activity of beaver hunting.
Every year, a new leader will be elected by a massive potatoe throwing contest.
Every year, a new leader will be elected by a massive potatoe throwing contest.
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