Memologist

A memologist is a person who creates memes and has mastered the art of memery and memology.

Oof 1: Oof! You're one of the greatest memologists of our time, Oof.
Oof 2: Oof! Thank you, Oof.

by NickiTheMemist September 22, 2017

Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.

After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.

by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

mopologist

An duty added to your job description when your boss doesn't want to hire the proper person and just wants to be a tight wad

I'm a surgical tech and my boss revised our job description and added mopologist to our duties.

by Pinché Cindy August 3, 2017

dixologist

A craft bartender who, in their pursuit for mixology excellence, has abandoned greatness in guest service in exchange for self-promotion and autofellatio.

"I used to go to Hickory & Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."

by Tood Smooth August 3, 2021

dixologist

A craft cocktail bartender who is purposefully dispassionate towards guests due to autofellatio and self promotion.

"I used to go to Hickory and Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."

by Tood Smooth August 24, 2021

Fixologist

Fixer of all things except for relationships. Specializes in the art of fixing broken stuff…:
“If it’s not broke, it’s cause I already fixed it”

I needed help fixing my car, fixing my kitchen sink so I called the family fixologist johnny and he came to the rescue!

by The1&only kind of a big deal April 30, 2025