An honorary 'club' that most non-virgins belong to. Joining the club is often by accident during the act of sex where something goes wrong.
Jimmy tried to finger his girlfriend and instead gave her a good poojab. They both joined the sexual mishaps club that night.
by Ben-Jamin82 August 30, 2009

by biyatch November 30, 2021

hulk - "power", mishap - "oops (ouch!)". so basicaly a sexual situation when the involved parties are "goin at it" and the intensity grows and grows (hulk), then the member slips out and causes injury (mishap).
shes goin at it on top rodeo style, startin to get into it feelin good, start grindin harder n harder til she goin full bore givin it all she gots (hulk staus) til... it slips out, stabs, bends, (breaks) and both parties hulk mishap, and are writhing in pain holding their nether regions.
by baci81 February 9, 2010

A lucky sexual encounter, following which the girl falls in love wid the guy, and ends up proposing, leading to a “REAL” and EXTREMELY GROOVY marriage.
by biyatch November 30, 2021

is the slang term, or an alternative phrase, for when anal penetration triggers an unexpected instance of disgorging the contents of the stomach through the mouth.
by Ticklechambers August 20, 2023

Whenever you start to dye your hair darker and darker until it’s black, then adding highlights. Then later on in life you realize after your mom buys you a juul that you are actually lesbian.
by Bigwhopperdrivinachopper69 April 10, 2019

by Mat/Mark January 15, 2023
