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mismatch

this is when a you see a hot woman with some dude, that is either unnatractive or an obvious stiff
holy shit, bro, did you just see that mismatch
by Dave S March 19, 2004
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MiseTings

A Magic: The Gathering humor site, originally it was Mike Bregoli (MB)'s blog, which later became a satirical/humor article site similar to The Onion, but in the past couple of years the articles have been waning, and most people visit solely for the forums.

Some entries on Urban Dictionary that stem from MiseTings include Sarnath'd, Random-Miser, and soccer mom'd.
"MiseTings even has it's own WikiPedia page dude. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misetings."
by Craiggles July 20, 2008
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MISVATE

To get off of the elevator on the wrong floor; usually in descending mode, onto a floor between you and the ground floor. Typically the misvating person (misvator) steps out, stutter-steps in confusion, and then re-boards the elevator with a degree of embarrassment. Using this word can be an excellent conversation starter (see example).
That's OK, I misvated yesterday." "Huh?" "Yeah, I misvated -- got off on the wrong floor, like you just did."
by memzilla December 17, 2010
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mistatiki

A musician that will go big, instead of home.
mistatikimusic is a future legend.
by mistatikimusic November 23, 2021
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misato moment

Misato moment is when a female character (usually older) makes romantic/sexual advances on a younger male character. Named after Katsuragi Misato after her.... questionable behavior with shinji as when she gets custody of him she assures that "she won't try anything"(kind of a strange thing to say when you get custody of a minor) and that in end of evangelion she kisses him and tells him "That was a grown up kiss, we'll do the rest once you get back" ALSO ALSO in the documents of episode 23 of neon genesis evangelion she straight up offers him sex after he loses someone close to him (found that on tvtropes)
Person A: Have you heard of Chainsaw Man? there's this girl who tries to fuck the main protagonist! she's an adult woman and he's 16!
Person B: Misato moment
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about stop speaking in urban dictionary buzzwords you goddamn philistine
by Epicfortnites3xormod69420 September 5, 2022
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Waterbury Misevta

A school where a bunch of gay people are put together and they don’t know everyone is gay so they act straight
I’m from Waterbury Misevta
by I’mapancake December 16, 2021
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mismatched

In basketball, when a shorter player has to guard a taller opponent, and vice versa. Making it easier for a shorter guard to shake off his taller and slower opponent, and the taller player having a much greater advantage in the post. Occurs most commonly during pick & rolls.
Why is 6'5 Nick guarding 5'9 Shayden? Incredibly mismatched!
by Eyyyitsnick September 3, 2016
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