partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

mirth control pill

A male birth control pill.

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.

by sdavis November 22, 2009

mirth control

What a really bad comedian engages in.

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.

by Goodmalood December 11, 2008

mirthe

the allerbest girl of the world follow her on instagram! @photos_bymirthe

het allerbeste kind ter wereld
@photos_bymirthe

mirthe is love

by iemmmmmand December 9, 2019

Mirthe

Most beautiful humanbeing on the intire earth.
She is calm, lovely and somethimes worried in a good way.

You are such a nice mirthe

by Crispyaristocrat January 1, 2022

Mirth mobile

When you drive a small car, usually a red Hyundai Accent and the flex pipe flies off the car.

Hey Donnie, stealing the Mirth mobile for a minute.

by Roscopico April 9, 2022

Mirth

The weird yucky substance at the bottom of the tea gallon.

Eww dude this shit taste mirthy as fuck.

by warwickussy July 11, 2025