partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

mirth control pill

A male birth control pill.

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.

by sdavis November 22, 2009

mother mirthing

When a woman laughs so hard her embryos get fertilized by the funny

Through the process of mother mirthing Jessica has become pregnant

by CupOfSlimJims March 26, 2024

Mirth

The weird yucky substance at the bottom of the tea gallon.

Eww dude this shit taste mirthy as fuck.

by warwickussy July 11, 2025

Mirthe

A beautiful pretty girl, with a good heart. And is sweet to all children Uebfbs

Mirthe is hoed

by Dehonsislieg November 22, 2021

Mirthe

A beautiful pretty girl, with a good heart. And is sweet to all children

Mirthe is a pretty name

by Dehonsislieg November 22, 2021

mirth defect

mirth defect,
1. n. Having an active sense of humor and eclectic world outlook where jokes and funny comments go over most people's heads

Rock antagonizes people wherever he goes. He thinks he has a mirth defect.

by Immodest April 19, 2025