Miracle Shit 

When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.

"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"

Miracle Shit by BanterBean April 18, 2017

Miracle 

A very shy girl. She smiles always, she's friendly, doesn't like disturbing people with her issues, takes care of her friends, she could make you fall in love with her just the moment you set your eyes on her.. She's beautiful, she never stops putting smiles on people's face, if you start ignoring her, she ignores you too. Every guy needs a Miracle in their lives. She's capable of giving you a boner just by being close to you. I miss her and still love her.

Dating miracle is the only miracle that had happened to me.

Miracle by HarmFree February 8, 2020

Miracle Wipe

After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.

I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!

Miracle Wipe by docpyser September 25, 2010

Spiritual Lyrical Miracle Individual 

Stemming from TVFilthyFrank’s video “BAD INTERNET RAPPERS” in which one of the characters he plays says the line “I’m a spiritual lyrical miracle individual”. The phrase has come to be the inverse of the other popular term mumble rapper. A spiritual lyrical miracle individual is a rapper who is extremely corny and tries to use complicated lyricism to cover up their overrall boringness and unoriginality.

Guy #1: yo have you heard that new Hopsin track?

Guy #2: nah dude, he’s a spiritual lyrical miracle individual. He’s so corny!
Guy #3: whatever brohemeZ

Spiritual Lyrical Miracle Individual by Longinus Aquarius Secundus IV December 3, 2018

Miracle Pussy 

A term used to describe a person's vagina (aka coochie) that feels sensational

That miracle pussy was so good, I couldn't help but nut in it.
She got that miracle pussy tho.
You know Tracey with the ass? She got that miracle pussy too.

Miracle Pussy by JanieLanie February 8, 2021

joe miracle

when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.

Steve never had a woman then finally got a joe miracle.

joe miracle by dave scicluna October 9, 2008

miracle whip drips

the name used for little "white honeys".

ayo we bout to go out and scoop up some "miracle whip drips"...

miracle whip drips by the drip drops September 12, 2009