Miracle Whip

Its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. Its probably not as healthy but who gives a whores pussy? Its spiced and Shit I think. Idk I just eat it.

Pass the miracle whip dumbass

by Someguywithtoomuchtime March 30, 2015

miracle whip

Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile.

Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!

by Galaxie427 November 19, 2007

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

Miracle Whip

Goblin cum

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour

by pdedes December 5, 2017

Miracle Whipped

When your boss is really tough on you.

How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.

by The Druglord January 29, 2019

Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019