miracle whip sandwich

A sandwich made of only mayonnaise

He only had bread and mayo so he made a miracle whip sandwich

by Bagel_boi_dude October 18, 2023

Miracle Whip Faggot

An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.

Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.

by Jobesd April 6, 2021

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019

miracle whip

ew worst thing of all

what?! u ate miracle whip? get outta here weirdo!

by himiko holmes January 22, 2022

Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012