Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.
Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?
by G-Funky April 7, 2007
Get the Sporadic Minstrelsmug. by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
Get the Minstrel cyclemug. When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011
Get the Poo Minstrelsmug. 
Get the rear-minstrelmug. A measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one's foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. An average is three. The maximum is six.
Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.
And remember to perform your stretches first.
Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.
And remember to perform your stretches first.
I was admiring my physique in Asda when I noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. My foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn't it?
by McGoohan March 22, 2005
Get the galaxy minstrelmug. The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period
by Little Computer Nerd October 8, 2010
Get the Minstrel Cyclemug. by Vulture November 4, 2023
Get the tinsel minstrelmug.