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National Kylie Minogue Day

National Kylie Minogue Day is on Oct 5th, when we celebrate the one and only Goddess, and we worship and praise all her work, by listening to lots of her songs. This is a national holiday but unfortunately it’s not approved by the government but we continue to celebrate the beautiful Australian throughout the day at work or school. Ways to celebrate include; parties, masturbation and dancing!! Enjoy ;))
Uncle Steve the Sugardaddy: “Ahh I can’t wait to pop one off on National Kylie Minogue Day”

Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”
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Dannii Minogue

along with her sister kylie, the biggest embarrassments our country australia, has ever produced
australia is ashamed of kylie and danii,
oh man ur such a dannii
by nat November 16, 2003
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Dannii Minogue

the younger, and often more overshadowed sister of Kylie Minogue. Dannii made pop music at one point in the late 90s and early 2000's, with her 2003 album "Neon Nights" being recently embraced and obsessed over by sections of stan twitter due to the collapse of songs such as "Put The Needle On It" and "I Begin To Wonder".

Dannii has taken roles as judges on singing competition shows such as the X Factor in recent years, and has also launched a line of clothing for Target Australia, which she is often seen promoting on her Instagram and Twitter.
Dannii Minogue is such a milf but she needs to get her ass back in the studio and detonate a few yass grenades.
by march34th June 26, 2021
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kylie minogue

Kylie Minogue is a talentless pop artist and one time "Neighbours" soap star of the 80's. Kylie neither writes, nor sings her own songs. What you actually hear on her CD's is a heavily synthesised, computer generated squeal. In actuality her voice is weaker than a Canadian beer.

Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).

Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.

Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby homo men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don't appear completely lame.

Kylie is a myth.
Did you go the Kylie Minogue concert the other night? She changed costumes 400 times in two hours!! It was sooooo awesome!!

Get a fucking life and leave me alone.
by triggaz December 12, 2007
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minogue

The act of urinating and shitting at the same time.
by Superdude November 1, 2004
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kylie minogue

someone who uses their riches, popularity, and power to condem the sick and elderly to a life of desolation.
narrowed definition: a heartless selfish woman who forces sick and ill people out of hospital and requires a complete hospital ward to be painted pink and all paitents to be moved out so she can have her own private ward.
by lista_ads June 2, 2005
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kylie minogue

possibly one of the most sluttish women in the pop world plus she sounds exactly like her equally sluttish sister dani.
oooooooh kylie's gay
by Correspondingly November 11, 2004
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