tim the minion

Slang for boner

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?

by [e-mail] November 23, 2019

Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021

minionlingus

The world shattering, divine act of a Minion licking a fat wet coochie. Happens throughout the Universal Pictures movie "Minions" (2015). Although it does not occur explicitly on screen, it is alluded to many times and often directly moves the plot along.

"Hold my bear, I'm about to get some great Minionlingus from Kevin."

-Scarlett Overkill, "Minions"

by Minionfan99 March 26, 2022

minionillion

the amount of tickets Minions: The Rise of Gru sells in an hour

Me: 5 Ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru.
Cashier: I'm sorry but the theatre limit of half a minionillion has been reached

by NotTanos July 4, 2022

joey willse's minions

PEOPLE WHO STALK HIS LOCKER DAILY AND TACKLE HIM ONCE HE GETS TO SCHOOL. TYLER IS PROLLY THE LEADER MINION

Wow! Those people are kinda stupid but popular. must be joey willse's minions

by thatdude :) November 26, 2018

Minion mom

The type of women who shares minion memes on Facebook. We all know one.

Why did you share that Nancy! You are such a minion mom

by Minion.mom.2000 June 6, 2019

Manboner

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011