Milfism

The religion of worshiping milfs as your god

I have converted to milfism

by Milfism January 28, 2021

miliana

She is a very loving and passionate girl when it comes to relationships. Very shy, but once you get to know her you’ll find her true personality. Friends with anyone that is willing to talk to her first. Very experimental and loves a good adventure. She is nice and caring. But, she is also very freaky and wild. When you meet a Miliana, make sure you stay friends with her because she is a genuine person to have in your life.

Ryan:Who’s the new girl?
Friend of Ryan: That’s miliana she is a baddie
#Baddie #cute #keeper

by Mlatana02 June 30, 2018

mili

She is the most beautiful and intelligent girl anyone could ever meet. She is very creative and loves sports. Her smile is one of a kind and makes everyone around her smile. She has a nice sense of humour and can make anyone around her happy. However she is very selective about her friends and only makes those who she can trust her friends. If you ever find a mili don't let her ever go, she is the perfect soulmate and a true friend and definitely a one in a MILIion and unique piece!!!

Isn't that the most amazing person ever.... her name must be MILI.

by urbary June 6, 2016

Midnight Rider

Someone on the run from the law who is guilty.

In God's Gonna Cut You Down, Johnny Cash said of Midnight Riders "You can run on for a long time... you may throw your rock and hide your hand, workin' in the dark against your felow man, but as sure as God made black and white, what's done in the dark will be brought to the light."

by unioflife December 15, 2012

Midnight Quickie

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.

Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.

by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

Denise Milani

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.

I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...

by Milanifan January 19, 2011

midnight crazies

Wild behavior common with cats late at night who will run from room to room and jump on furniture, often yowling, for no explicable reason.

Angela: What's wrong with Mr. Mittens? Last night he spent an hour racing through my apartment meowing like a banshee.

William: I wouldn't worry, it's probably just the midnight crazies: typical weird feline behavior.

by Medicine Show November 16, 2011