Batty Milk

Milk that comes out of persons anus.

John went to the the toilet to do a poo but out came batty milk.

by green923jade September 16, 2016

milk missiles

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005

Tillett Pizza Milk

Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...

ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"

JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"

ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"

use your imagination....

by Justbeatinchicks April 22, 2011

A different kind of milk

A different kind of milk 😉

Girl: What did you just put on my back?!

Guy: Its a different kind of milk if you know what I mean😉

by Kahleeb November 30, 2019

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Milk Time

Milk Time is 10:11pm.

All you do to celebrate Milk Time is take a photo on Snapchat, add the sticker of the time 10:11pm (from any Timezone you’re in), and post it to your story.

Milk Time represents the everlasting joy and presence that surrounds and encapsulates all. It reminds us of the happiness and peace in the world (of milk and all other benefits) and the positive side to all adversity.

Guy 1 (David): Dude what time is it?
Guy 2 (Nimue): Oh its 10:10pm.
Guy 1 (David): Omg dude get ready it’s almost milk time.

by TheMilkMan1011 February 3, 2022

Milfhouse

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023