Italian of the Mideast

An Armenian person, because of the joie de vivre that Armenians have, much like Italians, and the fact that Armenian is a language very well-suited to music, like Italian.

Mrs. Khachadourian is an Italian of the Mideast---when she speaks Armenian, it rolls off her tongue like music, just like Mr. Giannini when he speaks Italian.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

mideast migration

Snowboard Sland: Idiotic people who migrate from Texas, Ohio, Oklahoma, Kansas and other mideast states to mainly Colorado and Utah and other ski cities and states.

"This town i full of tourists!"
"I blame the mideast migrational patterns."

by Nick Stevens November 30, 2003

minevary

The act of brutally killing babies and then feeding them to rabid platypuses. It also causes unicorns to cry.

Ashley committed minevary again! If she keeps this up, she's going to hell for sure.

by Shwekasaurus January 19, 2011

go midevil on his ass

when a skinny white guy gets pissed off and than proceeds to beat the shit out of someone

"holy shit man, look at that white guy go midevil on his ass!"

by Bishop March 16, 2004

Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

by Elishiuos May 25, 2006

go midieval

to torture to death,

as in Pulp Fiction when one character threatens to "go midieval on yo' ass" after that character has sodomized him.

by doctor2long July 7, 2009

Midieval Bush

A pubic area that has full grown and ungroomed pubic hair, resembling that of pubic area of an unshowered/ungroomed person during the midieval times (due to a lack of knowledge in the pubic grooming trade).

"Ew, you can tell that girl doesn't shower and has the dirtiest midieval bush!"

"No, I would not go down on Cate Blanchette in Robin Hood, celebrity or not, during that era she definately had a midieval bush."

"I've been backpacking for 2 weeks now, I'm starting to get a midieval bush."

by gongshowhost April 13, 2011