Malachy

Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.

Maybe one day Malachy will find a real soul mate, but it's doubtful.

by sexyduckling August 8, 2020

Malachy

a MONKEY

Is that a monkey… oh wait it’s just malachy 😅

by Penispenis September 4, 2021

Malachy

Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.

Person 1: He's so nice! What's his name?
Person 2: Oh, he must be Malachy.

by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 24, 2021

Malachy

Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.

Person 1: He's so nice! What's his name?
Person 2: Oh, he must be Malachy.

by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 24, 2021

malachy

Malachy is a geat guy. Tall, handsome, muscular... all with a large penis. Once you meet a malachy you will never look back, only fun (and sexy) times ahead when you are with a malachy, so never let him go.

Girl 1: 'I have a new boyfriend, his name is Malachy'
Girl 2: 'I bet he has a massive penis, and knows how to use it'
Girl 3: 'trust me - he does'

by BigDickLover1234 June 18, 2022

malachy george

a young muscular man on a bulk.
Malachy George is a fortnite enjoyer and highly participates in the fanum tax.

“how’s the bulk going?”
“pretty good, i feel like malachy george!”

by kelsie!! April 6, 2024

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

by malandjohn March 31, 2020