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Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
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Meman

When you leave your grandma handcuffed and you don't have the key
Ahhh you are such a Meman Armin
by NijeDobrinjac April 8, 2021
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mermanate

"I was hooking up with this guy and he fucking mermanated me, thinking it was hot. I was like hell no."
by never been mermanated April 17, 2009
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maymana

Can be a very kind girl at times but often tries to get into other people's dramas.She is an overall kind person
'I want to be like maymana'
by Angelbeauty February 28, 2018
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Ethel Merman

Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"

Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984

Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy

Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.

2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.

Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005
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Meyanna

A girl who carries a deadly attitude. A Meyanna is fierce, kind to those she doesn't know, and literally perfection! A meyanna thinks she's ugly, but she's drop dead gorgeous. If you meet a meyanna, don't let her go!
I just met a Meyanna... best encounter of my life!
by Danny_Danny_Danny May 17, 2018
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Mehmani

When a large group of family friends and relatives come over for dinner. A term widely known in Afghan Persian communities.
I'm going to Adam's house, he has a mehmani.
by Zahid.afg.beast October 27, 2019
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