metric shit ton

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory

When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.

by the_steve June 29, 2005

Metric shit ton

a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).

Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow

Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!

by berbebad February 13, 2015

a metric shit ton

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons

Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.

by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016

Metric fuck ton

A massive amount of something

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.

by badass mo fo May 20, 2017

metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.

Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.

by sjohnswj October 23, 2008

metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.

I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee

by Fred Gestopolis March 8, 2005

metric fuck-ton

A measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size

Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons

by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 27, 2011