Methodist College

Methodist College is a private institution that is located in Fayetteville, NC. The student body primarily consists of extremely disfigured women and alcoholic golfers who drink heavily just to blur the memories of sleeping with them. While students who live on-campus suffer from a strictly enforced "no-alcohol policy", off-campus students at Heather Ridge Apartments enjoy the freedom of vandalizing and littering the complex with Beast Ice cans and King Cobra 40's. The HR residents also like to enjoy late night swimming, sausage fests, and 3 AM trips to Wafflehouse to admire the local crackheads. Even though Methodist College accumulates a ridiculous amount of revenue off tuition (3rd most expensive college in North Carolina), most would fail to recognize where this tuition money is utilized. Surely it isn't all spent on the burnt out "community college level" faculty. The money is obviously spent elsewhere because The Methodist College "Security" Force relies heavily on making money by giving students parking tickets for parking in an inappropriate fashion or driving 1.75 miles over the speed limit. Perhaps the most suitable conclusion for this definition would be the Methodist College Alma Mater. "Methodist College, where the men are men, and the women are too."

drunken PGMers
undesirable women
... and Grant Guinivan

by Bart April 14, 2005

geylang methodist secondary school

teachers are homophobic and if never do hw or do something bad then phone confiscated for one week. teachers dont give 2 fucks about mental health and all the NA people act so fucking superior when they are just so dumb… a lot of yps and xmms in NA or NT but express is very chill and no drama. school so strict and force us to go to useless programmes and for what? most teachers suck but some are ok ig?

person a: what school are you from?
person b: geylang methodist secondary school and it sucks

by idontgiveanyshit August 22, 2021

methodenseminar

everybody hates it because it's absolute bullshit

"damn, I really dont't wanna do it, it's so methodenseminar"

by politicsstudenthehe November 24, 2021

Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur

An international school in Malaysia. The best thing is that students pay their school fees to renovate their toilets but they rarely even use them.

Oh no, I got accepted into Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur.

by Freid chciken May 17, 2020

methedrine

Methamphetamine Hydrochloride!

The whole wide human race has taken far too much Methedrine!

by Hardcore May 28, 2003

Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Methodist ladies College

Methodist ladies College is Perth’s most expensive private school although it should not be because if you are not smart they couldn’t give a shit about you it’s also very much like a cult with extremely bitchy girls that only care about there looks as soon as you walk in the school all you see is girls fake tanned. Most girls don’t Evan make it through a year before moving schools

go to methodist ladies College

by Random388 January 3, 2021