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A school that socially acceptable in the milwaukee area. Lots of drama happens here but its stupid because usually its just someone trying to start something over nothing. Some goons go there though!!! Man we smart!!!!oh yeah Bro Bob the president of school
In example 98% graduation rate for most students @ Messmer
by Kool_aid2 May 18, 2006
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meisms

Beliefs, ideologies, opinions and appreciation of a person about himself or about anything that concerns him that is published/announced to the public.
1. I just found a site where I can publish all my meisms!

2. All these people who do nothing but post meisms on social networking sites are nothing but attention-seekers.

3. Can you not talk about your meisms for just a second?
by eiramanele January 5, 2011
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Texas Messes

When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.
I just witnessed the first Texas Messes in my life.
by Gay Fag Bag December 5, 2016
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messessary

getting far too wasted in an attempt to get over something (break up, bad week at work...)

you may wake up the next morning and remember parts of the night before and what a total mess it was, but it needed to be done. messy, but necessary.
"i spent £100 last night at the bar and got so wasted that this morning i can't find one of my shoes or my hobile. and i think i done sick on the carpet."

"yeah but mate after the week you just had, it was totally messessary. has to be done."
by fb.jh October 23, 2009
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Messessary

A necessary mess used to disguise ones genius
Boy: "Baby, you have to clean out your handbag"
Girl: "No, you don't understand, all of it is Messessary"
Boy: *shakes head*
by Mullies88 April 4, 2015
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messmerize

When a space is so disorganized that it alters an onlooker's neurological function.
The room was such a disaster that I just stood there, messmerized and unable to think.
by Suska! September 20, 2016
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Messmess

An SMS making no sense due to word prediction, incorrect input, bad eyesight etc. From "Messed message". (Also Mm") Not to be confused with a Randmessmess (Rmm) q. v.
Sorry that was a Messmess, the predictive text said the fuhrer is looking great instead of the future!
by Pablo58 November 23, 2019
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