Mesquite

A ghetto ass town either filled with old people or the most ghetto people ever. Never come to mesquite for a good time it'd filled with no good hoodrats.

Oh, you live in mesquite? But you're a teen?

by Anon person from mesquite July 24, 2016

mosquitoed

When an uncircumcised man has sex with a woman who is currently menstruating and the blood gets collected under his foreskin.

Upon cleaning his penis, James realized that he had mosquitoed his menstruating girlfriend.

by theredbaron69 August 29, 2011

sweet mesquite

Before engaging in anal sex. The woman pours barbeque sauce in her ass. When the man remove his penis from the anus. The woman licks the barbeque sauce off of his penis.

Last night was my first sweet mesquite.

by Zach Billik May 13, 2005

mesquite

(Miss-skeet) Verb; When a man misses his target.

1: I just got mesquite all over the headboard.

2: He mesquited and now he's running late.

by little John May 18, 2013

Secret mosquitos

I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!

Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.

by iiexistential June 21, 2006

Mosquitoes

The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.

Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH

by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013

mosquitoes

a disgrace to humanity

"mosquitoes are HORRIBLE, I HATE MOSQUITOES"

by $oda Tabz June 20, 2025