geo metrosexual 

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

geo metrosexual by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

metrosexually transmitted disease 

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

metrosexually transmitted disease by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

metrosexual 

When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.

My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.

metrosexual by a humble sage January 7, 2010

Metrosexual 

A straight man that WAIT FOR IT.........can shop for himself and is concerned about how he looks.

Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer?

Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass.

Redneck dude: *glares and walks away*

Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move*

Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay.

Gay guy: wow you had me fooled!

Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket!

Metrosexual by thunder156 April 8, 2009

Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER

1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!

Mapsexual by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022

Maxsexual

Being sexually attracted to max and max only. You don’t like humans because they’re just not max.

That guy is maxsexual. He loves max.

Maxsexual by Crepprr March 31, 2021

mesexual 

Someone who hates all people in the world except from themselves. They are only sexually attracted to themselves.

I hate everyone!! I just want to take my clothes off!! I must be mesexual...

mesexual by slayson October 1, 2010