Merica

A whole new way of saying America. As America falls into the category of a nation, Merica is the whole experience of America summed up in a stereotypical way. Eating anything deep-fried, shooting shotguns, getting so fat you attempt to use the force to levitate it off the coffee table, all compressed into one word. People often say it when they see Americans doing things only Americans can do, such as: trimming a hedge with a chainsaw, eating quadruple burgers with extra lard, and driving tractors in the middle of a freeway. It is often expressed in a proud and commonly exaggerated manor. This phrase is one to be only used when the time comes to say it, like at a eating contest or at a mud pit wrestling match. As there are so many people in America that truly express what the word is all about, there is one family that pushes it over the limit. They are commonly called the "Honey Boo Boo Family".

They are known to do the same, and even more, of the equally stupid stunts that typical rednecks would do. They are reported to relive acts of true Merican spirit, like drinking 2 liter bottles of DIET cola, driving trucks into frozen creeks, getting pointless tattoos of American birds on their backs, eating processed nacho cheese in a bacon cup, tucking their Ak47s in their pillows, ordering 27 Big Macs at McDonalds with a side salad, and so much more.

Son: "Dad, did you see that man eat 503 hot dogs in 3 minutes? I wonder how many pounds he will gain!"

Dad: "Shut up son, and embrace true Merican spirit held before you!"

Son: "But Dad-"

Dad: "Merica!"

by xtremetoxicguy June 24, 2013

zack merrick

Full name Zachary Steven Merrick. The bassist and backing vocals for All Time Low, a pop-punk band. Zack also plays guitar for acoustic shows. He graduated from Towson High School in 2006. He changes his hair a lot, often wears bandanas, and has a nose ring and tatoos. He doesn't talk a lot. He was also on the Mtv dating show "Exposed."

Did you go to the ATL show last night?
Yeah, and I met Zack Merrick afterwords!

by l-sizzzzzle October 18, 2008

Zack Merrick

The cutest/sexiest bassist ever! He plays for All Time Low and has a rockin' body. He doesn't talk much, but we all wish he wasn't so shy because he really is amazing. Skateboards reallly great, likes photography, and can play guitar with no pick! <3 Attractive, talented, and charming what more could you ask for?

PERSON "A"--Omg I met Zack Merrick from All Time Low!
PERSON "B"-- NOWAY! You mean the boy who's an amazing bassist, and has one sexy body?!
PERSON "A"-- DUH! who else?!

by atlfan<3 January 23, 2011

mernicorn

A species that is half mermaid and half unicorn

That mernicorn has a tail and a horn!

Mernicorns are a disgrace to mermaids and unicorns.

by Mernicorn Noor December 19, 2012

Mermicide

Mermaid genocide.

Sam just killed all the mermaids shish-kebab style. Mermicide II.... Up to 8 years in a federal penetentary.

by Mermaid_Princess July 27, 2013

Ass merging

When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho

Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“

Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...

by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020

Joseph Carey Merrick

The proper name of the "Elephant Man" John Merrick. It became to be known as John Merrick because of the movie "Elephant Man" which also had many inaccurate points.

Joseph Carey Merrick was the greatest human being te ever grace the face of the earth.

by Love Stains March 27, 2006