moonsturbate 

The act of masturbating on the moon.

Dude, I went to the moon last week and moonsturbated!

moonsturbate by MrAllStar December 31, 2011

mealsturbate 

The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!

mealsturbate by Whooty wrangler April 6, 2014

meesturbate 

The act of self-love that occurs after catching a glimpse of Leighton Meester on TV.

I JUST SAW LEIGHTON MEESTER ON GOSSIP GIRL. BRB WHILE I GO MEESTURBATE.

meesturbate by Not AdamL October 28, 2008

mensturbate 

When females go into their monthly menstrual period their hormones go all out of wack and required to be fulfilled by masturbation. Aka flicking the red bean

"it's that time of the month, but i'm feeling an urge to mensturbate"

mensturbate by rockybalboa. December 29, 2016