Justice Measurement
Justice Measurement by Professor_Holmes November 15, 2021
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The Standardized Dick Measurement
The Standardized Dick Measurement.
The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.
First Have the guy clinch a Fist.
Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.
Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.
First Have the guy clinch a Fist.
Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.
Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.
The Standardized Dick Measurement by DrFuck February 12, 2021
Standard Supermodel Measurement
Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.
Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!
The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.
The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.
Standard Supermodel Measurement by iPutMyWordInYou October 27, 2009
Cockulatory Measurements
Penile Calculation Measurements that involves sharp precision methods to determine the size of a man's width, inches, depth, circumferences, lateral angles, horizontal, vertical platitudes and girth of the penis.
Toms penis calculations were so hard to figure out that the scientist had to use "Cockulatory Measurements" to get the correct data for the Member Olympics Cock Measurement Board.
Cockulatory Measurements by Kok-you-la-tory April 6, 2026
Laurenial measurement system
Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.
-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
Laurenial measurement system by zhymaa November 9, 2021
TG Measurement
TG Measurement by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023