The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation.
If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!
My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.
My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.
by busygirl March 24, 2011
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Get the mensuraphobia mug.A large two wheeled vehicle primarily used by women experiencing excessive blood loss, due to the common condition of the monthly mentural period... Generally used during episodes of pms, to drive all over your big dumb ass as many times as seems nessesary or until you get it.
This morning my girlfriend came down with pms, jumped on her menstralcycle, and rode all over my big dumb ass until I got that I forgot to take out the trash
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