mammal toe

The unfortunate circumstance in which a man is wearing pants so tight that his testicles form the male version of camel toes.

Look at the mammal toe on Burt. The dumb ass must have put on his sister's pants.

by Doug Collins April 28, 2008

Mammal

A mammal is an animal that has fur, or hair, gives live birth, and uses a nose and mouth to breathe

Girl: "Is a squirrel a mammal?" Boy: "Yes, it is!" Girl: "Are we mammals?" Boy: "Yes, we are"

by The Real Nootmare October 27, 2020

Mammaltoe

Similar to a cameltoe, only for men. It's not so much a wedgie as it is your underwear riding up while the front of your pants ride down, but it's still insanely annoying.

Guy: I hate these freaking pants! Everytime I wear them I end up fixing my mammaltoe the entire rest of the night

by Tiger02 January 19, 2009

mammal

Any of various warm-blooded vertebrate animals of the class Mammalia, including humans, characterized by a set of round soft objects known as breast, tits, jublees, knockers, puppies, bonerizers, boobs or funbags. Not so known for the fact that they are a milk-producing mammary glands for nourishing the young

The female hunman mammal is well documented on any pronograpic website.

by E-learning General April 2, 2006

Mammal

A mammal is a gay fish that can turn into a magical butterfly and can fly into space and create it's own space icecream

Man: hey look a mammal. Woman: oh it must be a gay fish

by Pastel panda June 6, 2018

Feeding of the mammals

When you are at a large gathering of people, especially a bbq or a thanksgiving celebration...and everyone starts feasting on meats and such, and you feel like such a carnivore and everyone around you turns into a pack of hyenas.

There was a feeding of the mammals at my dad's when he cooked that pork shoulder. He invited over 20 people and they looked like if the pork wasn't good they would eat each other. It was the ending of Troll 2 and you felt disgusted by it, yet at the same time you liked it...unless you were a vegetarian pussy.

by CoolestBrosefEver April 14, 2010

mammaltoe

is the male equivalent of a cameltoe or camel toe. this occurs when a mans pants are so tight that his genetalia is either bisected as with nut cutters, or it can be clearly observed which side he dresses to.

"eww, that guy has total mammaltoe"

by m.b. perez February 15, 2007