‘Kayla Moments’ are unbelievably dumb or stupid moments where one asks unintelligent questions whilst having a mental blank. These can be common in daily lives.
by Kayla Moment Creator March 24, 2019
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“Hey guys I wonder how Bruh Memento looks like!”
“Bruh memento is a 9 foot man who weights 500 pounds of pure muscle!”
“Bruh memento is a 9 foot man who weights 500 pounds of pure muscle!”
by bruhmementofan29 March 9, 2021
Get the bruh memento mug.noun: a term used to describe when an NPR listener arrives to their destination in a vehicle and turns off the engine and puts their hand on the radio but doesn't turn it off or get out of the car because they want to listen to the end of what is currently playing on their NPR station.
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Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
by edisondotme September 22, 2011
Get the Driveway moments mug.Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.
I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.
by Care June 18, 2004
Get the canadian heritage moments mug.You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.
by Fun1k November 28, 2011
Get the Awkward Moments Coffee mug.A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005
Get the canadian heritage moments mug.The state of being so high that one's short-term memory is unable to function, referring to the condition of the main character in the film Memento. This condition can lead one to write notes or write on their body to remember things like in Memento.
Stoner 1: Dude where are we?
Stoner 2: I don't know, I'm Memento High right now.
Stoner 1: Shit me too.
Stoner 2: Don't worry. I left myself notes.
Stoner 2: I don't know, I'm Memento High right now.
Stoner 1: Shit me too.
Stoner 2: Don't worry. I left myself notes.
by Patrick770 March 13, 2012
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