menage tois

It's actually spelled 'ménage à trois' and it is the French term for 'threesome'

"It's ménage à trois, not menage tois you stupid poo."
"Eff toi!"

by maaan March 1, 2007

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ménage à squaw

A three way between a man and two Native American women.

"And so, upon meeting Pocahontas and her hot friend, I gently encouraged the possibility of a little ménage à squaw -- sadly, to no avail."

- From the Diary of John Smith

by RealCoolGuy90 August 6, 2012

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polish menage trois

When two of the people watch

Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"

by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008

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ménage à un

A ménage à un is the art of self satisfaction aka masturbation.

"I'm going to go blow off some sexual tension and have a ménage à un."

by Koney May 6, 2009

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an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes.

Characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. A REALLY pissed off mom.

It was momageddon at my house last night when she found out I skipped school to go to the beach.

by nuttin2say September 2, 2011

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