i was just coming out of the bathroom at school when a group odf my friends come in and brian kicks me in the balls and gave me a huge melvin then they draged me in the girls room and left me hanging on the back of the bathroom door and took my clothes when it ripped i was so emmabarassed they had took all my clothes.
by kyle f July 24, 2006
Get the melvinmug. by Andrew Rosenzweig March 23, 2007
Get the melvinmug. by rosalie385 February 2, 2010
Get the melvinmug. A nickname, not a Christian name, that is given to dweebs, low lifes, losers, and suckers. Melvins can often be identified by being rather unfortunate looking, dressing offensively, or just acting socially awkward. Melvin's are generally uncool.
by kozworth April 15, 2008
Get the melvinmug. an extremely uncool and annoying person. one of those kids at school (every school has at least a few) who wears an old army jacket with various band and/or rebellious patches crudely sewn onto it. they often listed to some sort of alternative rock or metal (all of which sounds like shit). they also talk about really weird and pointless subject matter and will occasionally ask for your opinion on such matters.
by rustyshackelford October 31, 2007
Get the melvinmug. A melvin is a word to describe the bulge around the penis when wearing tight pants or when the pants have gathered around the pubic region. Male version of a camel toe.
by Anthony Litwin March 19, 2007
Get the melvinmug. "So she cheated on him and he, being the Melvin that he is, told her HE was sorry and bought her some flowers."
by Delabar May 20, 2007
Get the melvinmug.