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Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
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Meman

When you leave your grandma handcuffed and you don't have the key
Ahhh you are such a Meman Armin
by NijeDobrinjac April 8, 2021
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Mehran

The Persian meaning of mehran is rain of kindness mehran is a guy with strong personality and good looks.

Mehran has no comparator accept for himself. He is the enemies of the enemies and a true friend for his friend
Never mess with mehran he has a solid intention to hurt his enemy twice as his enemies would normally do.
by Aljazira April 30, 2022
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mehan

Noun. One that has difficulty bubbling their name in on the PSAT or SAT.
Guy 1: This sucks!
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: I bubbled my name wrong on the SAT. Instead of putting Dirk, I put Dik!
Guy 1: You're a total mehan! What a loser!
by SchwiggitySchwamp February 11, 2008
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mermanate

"I was hooking up with this guy and he fucking mermanated me, thinking it was hot. I was like hell no."
by never been mermanated April 17, 2009
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mehming

a word used at any given moment at any given time
"Yo Beats, you coming tonight?"
"Mehming"
by Bob Dabrickashaw November 24, 2017
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Ethel Merman

Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"

Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984

Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy

Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.

2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.

Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005
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