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Meghan Markle

biracial actress with fake rage about racism after living her life as a white woman, until she was told NO by the British Royal Family who failed to buy into her self indulgent narcissism.
Why are you Meghan Markling?

Youths today must act better than a Meghan Markle.
by Evans E. April 23, 2023
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Meghan Markle

John's new partner is a Meghan Markle.
by Jafa April 12, 2023
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Meghana

A fun, truthful, loving person. Who is naturally photogenic. All her friends are usually jealous of her and is especially loving to boys. Lucky for the boys out there
Yi\ou are too photogenic Meghana!
by maya1221 December 16, 2018
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quantum mechanics

An extremely specialized area of physics that is really hard to understand, but it does actually make sense when you study it. Trust me, it's fucked up and involves a lot of fucked up math which I'm not going to explain but some of the other definitions on here explain it.

It will fuck up your worldview big time and that's one of the reasons Albert Einstein hated it so much. Can't blame him, I mean, his theory of relativity was supposed to be the one which finally described the true nature of reality and then comes along the double slit experiment and the schrodinger equation which just completely butt raped our current understanding of reality at the time and it's still puzzling today, although many scientists are searching for a grand unified theory which should explain the relationship between relativity and quantum mechanics.

Some of its philosophical implications are fucked up. Many believe it means reality doesn't exist but only our minds do, some believe it means there are parallel timelines/universes to our own, some believe its due to higher dimensions geometrically interacting with ours, some even believe it could imply our universe has some sort of pan-psyche to it. Yeah it gets really fucked. It just goes to show that we don't know shit about our universe.
"If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet."
by wugugugug November 25, 2019
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Briggsy Mechanics

An auto service designed to twiddle and play with your undercarriage whilst jerking your tools to a complete manly satisfaction. The eccentric arty dwarf likes to lube your drive shaft before thrusting your reverse.
Briggsy Mechanics blew me right off my axis, I only asked them to pull my gearstick and turn me in the right direction.
by Arty Queen December 11, 2006
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backwards mechanic

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"
Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.
by "El Geman Chocolate" April 20, 2017
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Surprise Mechanics

What EA(electronic arts) uses to describe lootboxes to try and avoid government involvement from their games.
Along with this, they have likened their fanbase's consumption of lootboxes in games such as FIFAto the consumption of a Kinder suprise egg, which unlike lootboxes doesn't come packaged in an already 60 dollar video game and has some sick ass toys in it and doesnt have less than one percent drop rates for highly wanted items
The GIF you can see below is a representation of EA's higher ups profiting off children who spend all of their parents' money on "Surprise Mechanics" in the hopes of getting their favorite soccer player in FIFA
"They aren't lootboxes, they are just surprise mechanics!"
"It isn't kidnapping, it's just surprise adoption!"
by tiddeh July 19, 2019
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