menging

the act which involves one person going down on a recently deceased corpse, while the second person jumps on its stomach and therefore sprays all the internal stuff into the other person's mouth

Wana go menging tonight? Sure, which gravesite.

by urbanaznboi July 20, 2009

modging

for either sex to be touching their genitals in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clentching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques...

"yo bitch, you coming out tonight?"

"naa not tonight mate, im having a modge, maybe tomorrow..."

"ohh Dean your such a wanker.."

by rareun September 4, 2005

Meggings

Leggings worn by men

Cyclists are often seen wearing meggings during the winter months.

by EPEoin November 25, 2013

Midging

Generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. This is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5X your size.

He was midging for a piece of chocolate his mom hid from him on top of the fridge.

by Arnold October 8, 2003

Merging Lanes

The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.

One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.

Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.

by SmackyMcPimpHand June 25, 2010

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

modging

In the art of making a cup of tea, the stimulation or titillation of the teabag in the cup in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clenching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques.

Here pet, get the biscuits ready, I'm just modging the teas.

by apesg May 27, 2020