Meatbiter

a person Hating/bullying someone or something for a dumb reason because you don't like them, this is the opposite of being a Meatrider

Person 1: oh my god, Windows and Mac OS both suck, Linux FTW!

Person 2: what is that boy's problem???

Person 3 to Person 2: oh he is a Windows and Mac OS meatbiter and a Linux meatrider.

by SpaceXNASA23 August 21, 2023

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

meatbeater94

a smart man he made a fucking definition of UwO he is big gamer and he gets all woman because of large peepee

GF:Yo MeatBeater94 got a large one
GF2: Agreed

by Boxeth March 4, 2021

Meat beater

People who beat their cows and chickens penises

The farmer across the road likes to beat his meat-the meat beater friend

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

Meat beater

Some who likes to punch ground beef

This is jaquevious, our top meat beater at the factory

by Wtfusaytomeulittleshit May 27, 2019

meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

meatwetter

Someone who gives head

Allie is such a meatwetter

by Sexy March 31, 2005