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Meat Gazer

One who like to gaze at Man Meat.
Stagz McNasty is a meat gazer and scares women
by Pete October 12, 2003
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Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.
I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.
by mark snider January 25, 2005
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remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.
by novaman November 7, 2007
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Lunch-meat Gazer

A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.
Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"

Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"
by InkieRed December 30, 2009
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Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test
Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.
by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017
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Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.
I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!
by Bose21 September 10, 2016
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meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man
Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!
by Theghost43 February 10, 2015
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