The girl that took my heart. She’s hella nice (most of the time) she will always make sure you do well for yourself and keep you on track, fine as hell, also kinda off the deep end like all the time 0-0
Meaghan is my Prada bae
by Feezi made by me January 27, 2020
an irritating, obnoxious female usually brainless when it comes to boys. most likely blonde and dumb as wet paint on a park bench.
her name is Meaghan
by PutItInYourPants12345 August 03, 2011
A slang term for the placenta that comes out of a woman after giving birth through her vagina. Also known as "after-birth."
Sally: "Did you get to watch Alice give birth, Suzy? It was so amazing!"
Suzy: "I sure did! The miracle of life is so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye!"
Sam: "I don't get what you bitches are talking about. The meaghan that followed all the blood and guts was so disgusting, I threw up all over myself."
Suzy: "I sure did! The miracle of life is so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye!"
Sam: "I don't get what you bitches are talking about. The meaghan that followed all the blood and guts was so disgusting, I threw up all over myself."
by Salt & Vinegar February 24, 2009
A girl who is totally into herself when she clearly shouldn't be.
A girl who decides to wear fake eyelashes and dye her eyebrows because she doesn't have any.
A girl whos hair looks like she wears wigs.
A girl whos nose resembles one of squidward from Spongebob.
A girl who hooks up with minimum 6 guys at once.
A girl who throws fruit punch on a guy's car just because he doesn't have an interest in her.
A bitch.
A girl who decides to wear fake eyelashes and dye her eyebrows because she doesn't have any.
A girl whos hair looks like she wears wigs.
A girl whos nose resembles one of squidward from Spongebob.
A girl who hooks up with minimum 6 guys at once.
A girl who throws fruit punch on a guy's car just because he doesn't have an interest in her.
A bitch.
Guy #1:Oh i tapped that last night!
Guy #2:Who, Meaghan?
Guy #1:Yeah.
Guy #2:Did you use the paperbag technique?
Guy #1:Well obviously I had to, Look at the Bitch!
Guy #2:Who, Meaghan?
Guy #1:Yeah.
Guy #2:Did you use the paperbag technique?
Guy #1:Well obviously I had to, Look at the Bitch!
by Anonymousssssssssssness December 14, 2006
Sid the sloth
do you wanna fuckin talk, the next person to get kicked out of the group looks like a chipmunk smallest fuckin face I’ve ever seen shitty friends plays gay ass tennis only friend is mia and she’s a Jew
do you wanna fuckin talk, the next person to get kicked out of the group looks like a chipmunk smallest fuckin face I’ve ever seen shitty friends plays gay ass tennis only friend is mia and she’s a Jew
by Phdndte March 13, 2020
A girl who talks shit about other people’s waifus and sits on her ass always on that dAmn phone, not to mention she loves anime
by Meiko23 October 18, 2019
Meaghan: mutes during a facetime-- her reason is she doesn't want me to hear her chewing her food, but she mutes after opening the box, which is effectively ear rape, the chewing is not disturbing, her whole reason is to prevent a disturbance, and yet she does so prior to muting. Her point? None. Her reasoning? Voided. This is meaghan logic folks.
by cupofteateacup June 06, 2021