by Flufferfish September 21, 2017
Get the Mr. McMastermug. lauren is a girl who has a crush on tariq, and many others including cole, gavin, logan, holden, and others. she is also named "holden lover" for various reasons. lauren also kicks people shins and pushes them. she also licks toes, although sometimes if shes mad, she bites your toes and gobbles them up. she then throws up the toes and eats the toe nails separately. lauren also cannot resist the urge to bark and growl at people she also calls people mommy. in fact, she also is a baby lamb and her youtube channel is @1babylam so go subscribe to her!! :)))
by can't do October 27, 2021
Get the lauren mcmastermug. she is a weird pschyco who likes tariq and many other guys. she always kicks people and also licks people toes and, if she's mad, she bites them off and gobbles them up. she is also a certified pedo and she can't control the urge to call people "mommy". lauren is also in fact a baby lamb her youtube is @1babylam so go subscribe to that baddie.
by can't do October 27, 2021
Get the lauren mcmastermug. A Canadian University that, since the CoVID-19 pandemic, had been taken over by a cabal of sadistic perverts led by President David Farrar and Provost Susan Tighe. Most of the university budgets were diverted to the frequent circlejerks upper administrative board of governors partakes in.
In 2022 following unprecedented inflation, McMaster failed to respond to its teaching assistants union's request for contract renewal months, resulting in a strike. On Twitter, David Farrar tweeted saying news of TA's hardship had made the board of governor so horny that they couldn't get out of their circlejerk for 5 months (thus couldn't respond to the union during that time).
The admin circlejerk continued its operation everyday during the TA strike, with no one coming to the table (despite union representatives being at the table every day), thus prolonging the strike.
In 2022 following unprecedented inflation, McMaster failed to respond to its teaching assistants union's request for contract renewal months, resulting in a strike. On Twitter, David Farrar tweeted saying news of TA's hardship had made the board of governor so horny that they couldn't get out of their circlejerk for 5 months (thus couldn't respond to the union during that time).
The admin circlejerk continued its operation everyday during the TA strike, with no one coming to the table (despite union representatives being at the table every day), thus prolonging the strike.
by Susan Tighe December 4, 2022
Get the McMaster Universitymug.