McHooker

A female who lurks at McDonald's trying to get business as a hooker.

Joe: " Wow Jackie did you see that McHooker yesterday can you say desperate"
Jackie: " OMG i knoww seriously"

by Johnny the Joker August 2, 2011

McHostage

When in the drive-thru and the line is not moving and you have cars behind you and in front of you.

I'm running late for the meeting because I am a McHostage in the drive-thru.

by Annie Put January 4, 2009

mchookerpuss

A nameless stray cat or a name you can't remember

Yo Mchookerpuss

by Chefdave February 3, 2015

On Brodie McJoedie Daboedy

Pronounced: On Bro-dEE Mc-Joe-DEE Da-boe-DEE

"McJoedie Daboedy" is an emphatic addendum used to amplify the seriousness or truthfulness of a statement. It's like taking the sincerity of "On God" and injecting it with a shot of whimsical absurdity. When someone drops a "On Brodie McJoedie Daboedy" after making a claim or expressing a strong opinion, it's their way of saying, "I am not joking around, my friend. This is the absolute truth, and I stake my imaginary Scottish heritage and nonsensical rhyming powers on it." So, next time someone tells you something and they say "McJoedie Daboedy," you better believe it, or face the wrath of their imaginary bagpipe-wielding ancestors.

Person 1:" you u tryna run some Star Citizen later?"
Person 2: "FOR SURE M8"
Person 1: "I don't believe you, say on Brodie McJoedie Daboedy"
Person 2: " ON BRODIE MCJOEDIE DABOEDY I WILL PLAY STAR CITIZEN WITH YOU"

by Xkao May 11, 2023

McHeart Attack

A heart attacked caused by high body-fat content, specifically obtained by frivolously eating too much fast food.

Mama Cass died from a McHeart Attack

by Flora January 14, 2004

McHell

A horrible place to work which is the home of concentrated evil personified: McDonalds food. Run by horrible managers who act like children and horrible teach new employees anything! They schedule is always fucked up, and the facilities are horrible. NEVER WORK THERE. If you truly value your sanity and your happiness.

"Thank you for choosing McHell."
"Youre most welcome. I'll go eat my shit-I mean Fish Filet now."

"Fuck McHell."

by Secret's Life September 30, 2008

machoegotism

A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.

Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.

"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005