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McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Tate Mcdonald

Stupidest nigga on Earth, he's only worried about "the gang" as well as "the bag". Pinnacle of white scum, nigga is circumcised. Uh.
I didn't qualify for the military because my IQ is 55, almost as low as Tate Mcdonald's!
by Dis Nigg a March 21, 2020
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McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this
McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8
by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018
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Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
by anonymous November 22, 2004
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mcdobalds

Don't tell Toastie!
Would you like a Mcdobalds Ham Burger?
by Hamburgling October 17, 2021
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froogle mcdougle

A person who sells own abilities, talent, or name for inferior purpose that is skilled at the practice of acquiring goods and services in a restrained manner, and resourcefully using already owned economic goods and services. (AKA a cheap prostitute)
That froogle mcdougle won't even spend $2 dollars on a big mac even though she's turning $20 dollar tricks down at the truck stop.
by willyboxc April 27, 2011
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McDonalds

The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.
"Damn! We missed McDonalds!"

"Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."
by The Volkswaged Beatle June 27, 2005
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