Mcgriddles

a breakfast sandwich of warm golden griddle cakes, and different combinations of savory sausage, crispy bacon, fluffy eggs and melted cheese that is frequenly enjoyed by the Indian population

Ghandi would have loved to eat Mcgriddles for breakfast.

by McFlurry December 3, 2003

greasy mcgriddle

A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)

Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.

Since it is 9am, Elliot and Cassidy are performing the Greasy McGriddle. Brandan is the hash brown.

by deflatedwaffles February 28, 2023

mcgriddles

Testicles. Used when one of the many other synonyms would be crude or impolite.

Oh! He took one right in the McGriddles!

by Casey Muratori April 18, 2006

McGriddle

To suck at baseball, or just to suck in general.

"Boy, Rangers pitching sure made the Yankees look like a bunch of McGriddles out there today."

"Man, I totally McGriddled that Algebra final. I hope dad doesn't take away my Z-28."

by Flynnyrd April 15, 2010

sausage McGriddle fingers

A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.

Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.

by Sausage McGriddle fingers September 21, 2023

Sticky mcgriddleshits

having Mcdonalds breakfast first thing in the morning and taking the most hopeless sticky dump an hour later, which in turn usually requires the ol' 50 wiper .

Boss: Its been an hour where the fuck have you been?!?!
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits

Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.

by lesous March 7, 2019

Im so mcgriddled, bro.

Being extremely high off the marijuana.

Dude i just smoked a fat spliff and now im so mcgriddled, bro.

by Bustanut5000 August 16, 2013