Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

mapsexual

you need mental help, you're not valid, you'll never be valid, you'll never be accepted or loved by anyone else other than your own kind: garbage.

person 1: i'm mapsexual, i love children, i feel like a child on the inside so it counts!
person 2: ... *pulls chainsaw out cutely*

by apersonwithcommonsense July 11, 2022

bi-my-mansexual

a woman who's only bisexual as long as her man is with her.

Karen is bi-my-mansexual. She's only bi when she's getting it on with a woman in front of Marc, her boyfriend.

by cocogrrl June 11, 2006

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

myasexual

Being only sexually attracted to mya. You think everything that has to do with mya is sexy.

Guys, I think I’m myasexual!!!

by myasexual September 5, 2021

Mapsexual

Pedophiles who're tryna fit in, they cannot and can never fit in with the LGBTQ community, essentially, people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

masexual

A person who is attracted to your mom, and only your mom. I fact they probably had sex with your mom last night

I fucked your mom and I liked it, therefore I am masexual

by CJosuke June 4, 2021