the suspected boyfriend of ben hardy (mainly cardboard cutout ben) and is the cutest human in the world, who loves to scream dramatically. he was in movies such as undrafted, jurassic park, wooly boys, the cure and most recently he played the lead bass guitarist in Queen, John Deacon, in bohemian rhapsody<3
me: joe mazzello is the cutest bean in the entire world
friend: who’s joe mazzello
me: he was in jurassic park. the pacific? the social network.
friends: still nope
me: he was john deacon in borhap
friend: oHHHHH
friend: who’s joe mazzello
me: he was in jurassic park. the pacific? the social network.
friends: still nope
me: he was john deacon in borhap
friend: oHHHHH
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YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI???
Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.
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Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.
D.O.M. - Deadmau5, Ovaltin, Muai Tai
ENERGY BEER!
by Robert J. Lawkins March 29, 2011
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Mazzen is a legend. Totally wired on the court and incredible in the bedroom, Mazzen is a total steal... its almost too bad he's more interested in shoes than romance. If mazzen were famous, he would be bEST friends with chrissy teigen, and be the best chef imaginable (try his eggplant parm, you won't regret it!) Mazzen is an overall softie and relates to feelings like you could never imagine.
"Bitch I saw you hitting up Mazzen last night..."
"Yeah he's such a sweet guy, cooked me food all last night... ifyaknowwhatimean"
"Yeah he's such a sweet guy, cooked me food all last night... ifyaknowwhatimean"
by partykiller9012 January 7, 2019
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"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.
"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009
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Get the mazher mug.When you do a really stupid play that usually ruins the game for the entire team specially when this happens on an important match like a tournament.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.
Sweet: so this is just a free win right.
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!
by TotallyLegitFrog August 24, 2022
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He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben
He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben
Girl 1: do you see that guy over there?!
Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!
Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?
Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!
Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?
Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
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