matumbo fuck

a joke played by mischevious teenagers against their seemingly innocent, yet devilishly gullible friend. The joke compounds on the story of Matumbo, a black man from Namibia with a large penis who is out to get the unsuspecting girl, although she puts on the facade of innocence, deep down she really wants Matumbo's warm dark body against her frame. the "fuck" portion is the climax of the gag

Dude, after we had her riled up, we TOTALLY Matumbo fucked her right in the face.

by Bulgarianmusclefucker May 23, 2006

dirty mayumi

an emo

oh that kid over there is a dirty mayumi

by y0ur_mom42069 September 1, 2021

matum eku

A term used when someone is being cocky and showing off.

"i'm smoking weed tonight!!"
"matum eku!!!!"

by ninunatuashishskuess8888 November 1, 2017

Matuma

Best person ever. Ate whole kangaroo all by himself. Never stepped on Lego. Occasionally flies.

He is so good. Almost like Matuma.

by Matuma December 29, 2017

Matumbo

Bangz Is Matumbo. This nickname was bestowed upon him by matt/hank in an effort to troll amy.

Matumbo is Cool, Matumbo is great, dont forget he masturbates!

by Penton August 28, 2018

maysum

Kind girl who love to help others. Her priorities are family and ambition. She likes to buy make up but to everyone she is a natural beauty

That pretty girl is very kind she reminds me of Maysum

by Goldenpages October 3, 2018

Maysum

Very handsome, strong, smart, athletic, and everybody loves him.

your such a maysum

by ddvsv April 25, 2022