Mayonnaised

When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.

Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.

by Coach Scoob Bean March 3, 2019

Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.

by shane_y May 15, 2020

Mayonnaise

Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is not a fruit

by POOR AUTISMO January 24, 2019

Mayonnaise

A pale white person who is bad at everything in life

Man dat dude is some mayonnaise

by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX May 7, 2017

Mayonnaise

It has many humurous meanings.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.

-- Yo man, i covered that hoe in mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.

by Mayonnaise Tastes Like Purple November 29, 2004

Mayonnaise

Something or someone who is plain and boring. Sometimes used to describe caucasian people or heterosexual people.

See also: vanilla

“Sara is such a mayonnaise name.”

by Healing Smile January 1, 2019

mayonnaiseing

Compound word of half man, half amazing.

Word created by LeeAnna and Matthew.

A hybrid man who is infused with incredibly high levels of amazing. Often confused with an being from another planet.

" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."

Bawk bawk.

by pamyoumanatee! August 6, 2011