by Coach Scoob Bean March 04, 2019
A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
by shane_y May 15, 2020
by POOR AUTISMO January 24, 2019
by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX May 07, 2017
It has many humurous meanings.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.
-- Yo man, i covered that hoe in mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.
by Mayonnaise Tastes Like Purple November 30, 2004
Something or someone who is plain and boring. Sometimes used to describe caucasian people or heterosexual people.
See also: vanilla
See also: vanilla
by Healing Smile January 01, 2019
A hybrid man who is infused with incredibly high levels of amazing. Often confused with an being from another planet.
" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."
Bawk bawk.
" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."
Bawk bawk.
by pamyoumanatee! August 06, 2011